Unicorns, rainbows and gays! oh my!

Sep 02

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

Sep 02

kansasnovak:

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

BACK IN STOCK: These cute cat self defense keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

And don’t forget to use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get FREE SHIPPING on any domestic order! Hurry and order now!

HEY NOT TO BUTT IN HERE BUT THIS DEMONSTRATION IS INACCURATE!!!

I have one of these (except mine is metal and a different brand), and I’ve fortunately never had to use it.

I do, however, know the proper way to do so. 

The person in the picture is using it incorrectly. You want it to be on your middle and ring fingers, not your middle and index fingers.

Your aim will be better, and you can pack more strength behind your punch. There’s also less of a chance of breaking a bone this way.

Stay safe, lovelies.

Sep 02

brook:

sizvideos:

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this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

Sep 02

madisonbeer-style:

dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

I LOVE THIS

Sep 02
Sep 02

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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Sep 02

raisesomehale:

do you ever wonder what people who aren’t in your fandom think of your otp like ”oh the gay werewolf and hyperactive freckled kid are back on my dash again. I hope they’re doing well.”

Sep 02

quote If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.

— (via iamcharliesangel)
Sep 02
littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO


m&m’s and reeses are shaped flatter than skittles. M&m’s will have an M on one side. Skittles will have an S on one side.

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

m&m’s and reeses are shaped flatter than skittles. M&m’s will have an M on one side. Skittles will have an S on one side.

Sep 02

younextlove:

Chris Colfer: “That one…was one of my favorite ones until I saw it and saw just how tight those pants were. Um, and I’m still recovering with…many therapists over that. Um, because they were not, they did not seem that tight in, in the fittings or the trailer before I came out. Just the magic of lighting, that’s what it will do.”

Sep 02

So let me get this straight:

dink-182:

hungrylikethewolfie:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

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yet

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no one

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sees

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a

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problem

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with

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these ones?

Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.

Yes we do my friend. Yes we do.

Sep 02
mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

Sep 02
jesus-of-suburbiaa:

tennants-hair:

fangirlamy:

consultingtimekhaleesi:


Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

I am a serial killer and I love this

jesus-of-suburbiaa:

tennants-hair:

fangirlamy:

consultingtimekhaleesi:

Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

I am a serial killer and I love this

Sep 01

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

Sep 01

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.